BREAKING NEWS: ALL OF SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PLANES JUST BLEW UP IN MIDAIR SIMULTANEOUSLY

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/02/2018 at 12:01 • Filed to: None

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I mean, they didn’t, but you wouldn’t be surprised.

no, apparently all that happened (today) was that one layer of a multi-layered window cracked/broked.

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Mercedes Streeter > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 12:05

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Dammit, I was just going to post that.

Something tells me the maintenance dept at Southwest is about to have a lot of changes...

MonkeePuzzle > Mercedes Streeter 05/02/2018 at 12:05

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ya, one assumes SW will be doing lots of very public announcements about boring things like airframe cycles.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 12:13

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Surprised? Only that they coordinated anything that well.

McMike > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 12:22

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haveacarortwoorthree2 > McMike 05/02/2018 at 12:25

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Meh, they were going to Newark. Cleveland is at least two steps up.

user314 > McMike 05/02/2018 at 12:26

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 12:30

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https://www.theonion.com/trash-bag-taped-over-broken-southwest-plane-window-1825393310

McMike > haveacarortwoorthree2 05/02/2018 at 12:32

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#ShitClevelandersSay

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > MonkeePuzzle 05/02/2018 at 12:33

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Southwest flights now directed by Micheal Bay:

haveacarortwoorthree2 > McMike 05/02/2018 at 12:54

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Maybe. But I’ve only been to both places. On balance, I’d visit Cleveland over Newark any time. Now, if you are flying into Newark to go to NYC, that’s a whole new ballgame.